Kids are disgusting.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 03/03/2020 at 12:39 • Filed to: None

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They come to me carrying their chromebooks and their nose is running and they wipe their nose with their hand, then smear the liquid on the chromebook while they’re standing there. One kid had several paper towels folded into a square and was mopping his nose while using a chromebook. They sneeze and cough into their shirts; if not laundered, a shirt can carry a virus for up to a week . They eat Red Hot Cheetos and Taqis, get their fingers covered in red powder, then lick their fingers. (If they show up eating Cheetos, I send them to the bathroom to wash their hands with soap and then mark them tardy.)

Thomas Donohue > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 12:42

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On a positive note, if they have a runny nose then it’s probably not the Coronavirus.

Beware the dry Chromebook and the dry cough.

MonkeePuzzle > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 12:50

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For Sweden > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 12:52

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carrying their chromebooks

That’s enough to disown them

Learn Arch L inux you scrubs or find a new home.

Long_Voyager94 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 12:52

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Kids are as disgusting as the parents raising them.

Nibby > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 12:59

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phenotyp > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 13:01

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yep

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 03/03/2020 at 13:11

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I like Peppermint

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Long_Voyager94 03/03/2020 at 13:13

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Yeah, well, there’s that ...

The apple falls close to the tree. I’d never heard that expression before I started teaching.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > For Sweden 03/03/2020 at 13:13

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Well, they have to carry them because I sure am not touching them.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 13:16

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I think I got infected just reading this. Thanks.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/03/2020 at 13:17

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Glad I could help. Keep zinc lozenges on hand.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 13:30

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I love that interior, Volvo got it right 

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/03/2020 at 13:55

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-_-

Textured Soy Protein > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 13:56

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 14:01

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Thankfully I have a sink when they show up covered in boogers and/or Cheetos .

shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 14:01

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It’s so so true.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 14:15

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I have a nice clean place for you

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/dioccusa-icky-interior-1841009307

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 14:26

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Grody to the max.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher 03/03/2020 at 15:24

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A truism .

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 15:25

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I’ve always heard it:

The apple never falls far from the tree.

Thankfully, in truth, genetics only play a small part of the person you become. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher 03/03/2020 at 15:25

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If I had a sink, there’d be group handwashing every period.

I just had a talk with them and it held their interest. What I think is true: we’ll all catch coronavirus by around Spring Break.

shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 15:28

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Eh, I don’t buy all the scare tactics of the media.  Just don’t be an idiot, and you’ll almost certainly be fine.

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 03/03/2020 at 15:28

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I won’t touch my son’s Chromebook.

Not because of the germs, but because I don’t trust Google.

Probably both.

/school district requirement for 3rd-12th grade

Ash78, voting early and often > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/03/2020 at 15:30

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My wife says I’m still rolling down the hill away from the tree.

She knows my parents well, they moved 5 minutes away a couple years ago.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Ash78, voting early and often 03/03/2020 at 15:33

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So, the tree transplanted itself to be closer to the apple?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2020 at 15:36

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What’s yummy is to cut the bag open down the side and pour in hot sauce and turn the Cheetos into a sort of sludge and then eat it with a spoon.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 03/03/2020 at 15:36

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But manual transmission!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/03/2020 at 15:37

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Global max.

Textured Soy Protein > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 15:37

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The #1 best thing about Cheetos is their crunch+density ratio so anything that modifies their structural integrity or texture is a hard no from me. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/03/2020 at 15:38

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Yes. Just like the time the tree jumped out into the road and I swerved off and hit a deer.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher 03/03/2020 at 15:39

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That’s not the media. That’s Dr. Anthony Fauci . There’s a great quote in this piece from a Trumpy Republican:

“If I’m buying real estate in New York, I’ll listen to the president of the United States. If I’m asking about infectious diseases, I’m going to listen to Tony Fauci,” Rep. Tom Cole (R-Okla.) said recently.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2020 at 15:40

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LOLNOPE. For fried, high-pressure extruded highly processed snack, it’s Pirate’s Booty or nothing.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 15:41

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Damn trees.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/03/2020 at 16:12

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If you really prefer one of those otter-magic transmissions, then here:

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 03/03/2020 at 16:14

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I think you got me sideways. I was saying that I could not dismiss the first car — a Corvair, perhaps? — for ugly because manual.